Foreign Family

Hey what’s good FFam.

Hope everyone had a good day.

I know i had a great day cause on my way to lunch with Cryptik and HutchLA

I was at a stop light and this guy asked me for change.

I usually have change but today i didnt so i said sorry i didnt have any change.

He said it’s ok just have a great day.

I told homie man, thanks man, i will have a great day cause u just set it off for me.

thanks man.

So lunch was coo, we ate Lemongrass.

U know we had to get that crispy shrimp with tomato fried rice.

Then we stopped by the shop chopped it up and i had to get on my way.

ok so i get back on the comp, and Bam! homie sends me a foto straight from Bangkok Thailand.
That’s some love right there, and he def stay ready OK.

ok so at the same timeBinky’s new lil bed arrived finally.

Binky is my puppy, he’s broke and didnt have a bed for a month.

So im back on the comp after i open the package and lay down on the doggy bed to make sure it’s comfy and all good.

Then i check our facebook page and see something i like.

Finally right cause usually on facebook everyone is talking about some shit they bought and shit like that.

Anyways the new Skulls summer’13 line is the hit.

Funny cause i swear the next lil drop from the others will prolly have some styles and fabrics similar to Skulls, but thats normal

for the others. You fucking Lames, come holler~

Here are some fotos from Skulls check them out right

HERE

Hey what’s good everyone, hope everything is everything with the FFam. Today I thought I would do a post about some tattoos. For me, when i scroll down on my instagram i see

some really amazing work and it’s usually from LTW 

So here are some fotos from their site.

Check them out and def make an appointment if u can.

All foto credits go to Tony & LTW & Carlitos.

Oh, and big Happy birthday to Tony.

FFam

LTW

Tallers 29

08001 Barcelona (Spain)

+34 933 183 662

Monday to Saturday – 10:30am to 8:30pm

Shop@Ltwtattoo.com

This friday come through and peep the show.
Big ups to the CRYPTIK

Today im going on “Male groupies”
I have def bee catching some male groupies slippin online and in public with no shame.

Don’t get fan and groupie twisted.
A fan is someone who supports an artist, musician, writer and what not and leaves it at that.
Me, I am a fan of soccer and survival stuff i support my teams and certain companies that interest me.
ok, so here is where it gets borderline.

So basically this post is for the dudes actin real suspect sometimes.
A male groupie cries when they see their favorite artist musician or team player.
These dudes will scream the persons name and straight faint.
Come on male groupies, get yo life and just stop it.
So usually it’s funny when u see this type of shit in person, but it gets really annoying at the same time.

So, just speaking on FF, I have seen male groupies.
I haven’t seen any cry yet, although it would be super funny, i do see lil groupie ass fools doing the same shit but like years late.
same shit, meaning…… get off the FFams dick.

This is male groupie status fosho. We love everyone who loves us and supports us and we are def fans of all the supporters, but sometimes it gets really annoying when male groupies,
just take or do the same shit. It’s like come one fellas, we right here and we see everything thats going on, and yall aren’t slick as you think u are.
It gets super annoying cause its like fuckers track us down through twitter and instagram, and just makes things more awkward and shit.
Take a breather and stop. Most of yall groupies are over 21 and are in my books growm ass men. hahahaha i guess right…
So anyways stay in ur lane, stop fucking bothering and tailgating, its def annoying.
And step it up, there is no need to be a male groupie. if u wanna then fine, go make a youtube video and cry about it.

#checkmate

So before you scroll down and look at all the fotos,
take a lil breather and relax,
cause our fotos are all shot by us and they prolly aren’t good enough for some of you camera queens.
We B team photographers, we dont give a crap, as long as u get it.

more to come, keep posted

So if you were on our FACEBOOK page, you will know why this post is called backwoods story.

Don’t worry though I’m abouts to explain it right now.

On our Facebook page, we asked if yall prefer to roll with backwoods or swishers.

We got some good responses and private messages cause some people dont wanna let us know publicly.

It was basically swishers, but we have a story about backwoods, so now we are here.

Back in like 04 05 we linked up with Planet Asia on some random shit.

We chilled, blazed and fucked around just on some fun shit.

FF was just and idea that was really coming to life so we laced him up with our products and cross promoted each other.

Anyways, the homie can puFF. Im just saying tho.

Everytime we linked up he rolled fatties in backwoods.

Once day we wanted something to drink so we walked to the store by his spot.

We got our lil muchies ready and went to the counter.

He asked for a pack of backwoods.

I was like,

yo, why you getting back woods when we can just get 1 swisher.

he let me know backwoods smell better and it seems more natural then a swisher,

and why buy 1 when you prolly need a few for the day..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Also told me it rolls better and fatter.

So we went back to the spot and i was kinda blown away at how fat you can actually roll with a backwood, and you can save it and put it back in that

lil backwoods pouch, and the only thing u can smell is the flavor of the backwoods.

Thought it was kinda funny, just wanted to bring it up.

Anyways, haven’t talked to Asia in a min but if you reading this, hope you good.

Gold Chain

So on our Facebook today, we asked yall what we should go in on for a top 10 list, and someone brought up
top 10 list of stupid ass hipster trends.
I def think this is a good topic to go in on and make a top 10 list out of .
ok well, shouts to all the hipsters get ready to wipe them tears.
lil Drakes hahaha

FF’s top 10 list of stupid ass hipster trends.

#10- Beanie Fail. The fuck yall wearing thick ass beanies when it’s hotter than a mug outside. Don’t you want to keep cool?
Take that beanie off ur head when its like 90 degrees outside player.
#9- Mustache fail. It is not a good look to have ur mustache like a old school circus weight lifter. yall know what im talking about.
Stupid ass hipsters with ur curled ass lil mustachios. Man that shit ugly and dirty as fuck, cut that shit.
#8-Hipster hair. Don’t know why these hipsters think its cool to have a fucked up ass haircut they paid like $50 for.
Im saying tho, that shit is on some fucked up ass treep top looking cut thats been tea bagged by an almost mohawk.
Also looks like a wig.
Shits ugly, stop it stupid.
#7- Man hand bags. Please to all male hipsters, stop rocking yo wifey’s handbag. This is not a cool trend to follow. Yall gonna look back at fotos in a few years and be like, fuck…
I look stupid. I mean what the fuck yall got in them handbags anyways.
you got ur wallet…. and then what ur celly and cigs? some greens? i mean some of yall carry some mighty big handbags, im just wondering yall carry groceries?
lil Drakes.
#6-Peasant shoes. Stop rocking them peasant shoes that make you look like u on some rumplestillskin shit. Come on now… u trynna look poor but you know u copped for like over a bill.
#5-Craft beers. Man i know a grip of people who have been on this craft beer tip for a min, but all i see are lil stupid ass hipsters actin like some Coors or buldight are poison.
OMG you know i only drink craft beers? come on hipsters, stop it. you know yall can’t taste the difference actin like some taste testers at the bar.
Stupid.
#4-MOTOBIKES. you know half you hipsters are malnutritioned to even handle a bike over 50cc.
Now why the fuck does every hipster think they need a cafe racer when they can’t even kick start their own shit.
Stop the stupid trends and stop hopping on them. Your bikes look broke as hell, and im sure yall paid premium to cop a bike that looks old.
Drake shit again.

ok now its time for the top 3.
(horns and drums)

#3-Juicing. Another lil trend all the hipsters are on right now. yall stupid ass hipsters first need to start juicing because you want a healthier life and more nutirents in ur body.
It’s not about getting the most colorful pretty juicer money can buy. All i see are hipsters talking about juice and juice bars and what they drinking.
Truly some sad shit. “OMG what u guys wanna do this weekend?”
“hmmmm lets have like a juicing party!”
“YAY great idea Drake”
hahahah really tho.

#2-Graff and “street art”
how the fuck did hipsters all of a suddne become writers and shit.
I mean i personally done caught so many lil drakes slippin trynna get up but with no idea on who they are going over and who they are side busting and what hood they are in.
Lil fuckers, yall dont even know, yall will get shot in the wrong areas so don’t think it’s a trend to be a writer, it’s a lifestyle foo!
Mothafuckers are about that life and 99.9999999% of you hipsters aren’t , so stop ur highlighter colored tags and fake art before you catch beef or get caught slippin.

#1 NO RESPECT.
HIpsters have no respect. I am a very observant person and i have ears that can hear a pin drop.
All i hear from hipsters is shit talk and fronting talk.
Yall lil hipsters talk so much shit about peple who walk by yall for no reason and are so rude to other people.
This world is not all about the hipster drake life.
This world is here for everyone.
Stop with ur fake ass shit and grow up.
I see tall throwing trash on the streets and not giving a fuck about someones business like yall on some king shit.
Please believe you will be stomped out if i see shit like that now.

I really get high blood pressure when i see hipsters chill at a lil mom and pops bar shop food spot whatevers and disrespect.
Yall def are on some spoiled child shit.
So please hipsters just stop, and if you know u are heading towards that hipster fail life then slap yoself and quit it.
Also if you are confused take a foto and send it to info@foreignfamily.com and i will let you know if you are a hipster or not hahahahanah just kidding.

ok well hope you guys are mad and sad and laughing and smiling.
This is what the FF is blog is for.
All hate mail can go to
Goeatachorizo@noonecares.com

Happy bday to my puppy Binkster aka Binky.

He is 1 years old now and I am really happy for him and love him, cause im his papa.

Anyways, the weather in LA has been crazy. IT’s hot there’s fires n shit, animals are dead and peoples homes got fucked, and then came the rains.

If you live in LA yall know what im talking about. The weather has been thuggin on us hahahhaaha

So today ima talk about some stuff that should be talked about, and prolly do what i do when i go in on some things.

foto from iphone

It seems like everyone is in a rush.

Rushin while driving, rushing while market shopping, you know, just always in a rush.

Man, can i just say one thing?

Even if you rush, you know ur gonna still be late to do whatevz and it’s only really gonna cut like 3-5 mins off from being really late, so why even get into that situation.

If you’re gonna be late, then be late, no need to rush.Fuck it man, really.

Why rush. if you rush to do anything you put urself into a weird, bad mood.

And anything or anyone that gets “in your way” you get all mad n shit and start blaming other things and people around you for ur stupid ass shit.

This is why, i feel like majority of the people on the streets don;t stop to be nice or say hi or help some.

People always in a rush so therefore it equals to people not giving a fuck about anything or anyone except for themselves.

Of course , this is just my opinion you sucka! (Comment intened only for the people who read the sentence above and was like,” this fool is so stupid that’s not the reason”)

Anyways, stop rushing.

foto from iphone

“you feel anything biting….”

“no”

“stupid ass fish”

“Fuckit, spark it up then”