Don’t get fan and groupie twisted.
A fan is someone who supports an artist, musician, writer and what not and leaves it at that.
Me, I am a fan of soccer and survival stuff i support my teams and certain companies that interest me.
ok, so here is where it gets borderline.
So basically this post is for the dudes actin real suspect sometimes.
A male groupie cries when they see their favorite artist musician or team player.
These dudes will scream the persons name and straight faint.
Come on male groupies, get yo life and just stop it.
So usually it’s funny when u see this type of shit in person, but it gets really annoying at the same time.
So, just speaking on FF, I have seen male groupies.
I haven’t seen any cry yet, although it would be super funny, i do see lil groupie ass fools doing the same shit but like years late.
same shit, meaning…… get off the FFams dick.
This is male groupie status fosho. We love everyone who loves us and supports us and we are def fans of all the supporters, but sometimes it gets really annoying when male groupies,
just take or do the same shit. It’s like come one fellas, we right here and we see everything thats going on, and yall aren’t slick as you think u are.
It gets super annoying cause its like fuckers track us down through twitter and instagram, and just makes things more awkward and shit.
Take a breather and stop. Most of yall groupies are over 21 and are in my books growm ass men. hahahaha i guess right…
So anyways stay in ur lane, stop fucking bothering and tailgating, its def annoying.
And step it up, there is no need to be a male groupie. if u wanna then fine, go make a youtube video and cry about it.
FF’s top 10 list of stupid ass hipster trends.
#10- Beanie Fail. The fuck yall wearing thick ass beanies when it’s hotter than a mug outside. Don’t you want to keep cool?
Take that beanie off ur head when its like 90 degrees outside player.
#9- Mustache fail. It is not a good look to have ur mustache like a old school circus weight lifter. yall know what im talking about.
Stupid ass hipsters with ur curled ass lil mustachios. Man that shit ugly and dirty as fuck, cut that shit.
#8-Hipster hair. Don’t know why these hipsters think its cool to have a fucked up ass haircut they paid like $50 for.
Im saying tho, that shit is on some fucked up ass treep top looking cut thats been tea bagged by an almost mohawk.
Also looks like a wig.
Shits ugly, stop it stupid.
#7- Man hand bags. Please to all male hipsters, stop rocking yo wifey’s handbag. This is not a cool trend to follow. Yall gonna look back at fotos in a few years and be like, fuck…
I look stupid. I mean what the fuck yall got in them handbags anyways.
you got ur wallet…. and then what ur celly and cigs? some greens? i mean some of yall carry some mighty big handbags, im just wondering yall carry groceries?
#6-Peasant shoes. Stop rocking them peasant shoes that make you look like u on some rumplestillskin shit. Come on now… u trynna look poor but you know u copped for like over a bill.
#5-Craft beers. Man i know a grip of people who have been on this craft beer tip for a min, but all i see are lil stupid ass hipsters actin like some Coors or buldight are poison.
OMG you know i only drink craft beers? come on hipsters, stop it. you know yall can’t taste the difference actin like some taste testers at the bar.
#4-MOTOBIKES. you know half you hipsters are malnutritioned to even handle a bike over 50cc.
Now why the fuck does every hipster think they need a cafe racer when they can’t even kick start their own shit.
Stop the stupid trends and stop hopping on them. Your bikes look broke as hell, and im sure yall paid premium to cop a bike that looks old.
Drake shit again.
ok now its time for the top 3.
(horns and drums)
#3-Juicing. Another lil trend all the hipsters are on right now. yall stupid ass hipsters first need to start juicing because you want a healthier life and more nutirents in ur body.
It’s not about getting the most colorful pretty juicer money can buy. All i see are hipsters talking about juice and juice bars and what they drinking.
Truly some sad shit. “OMG what u guys wanna do this weekend?”
“hmmmm lets have like a juicing party!”
“YAY great idea Drake”
hahahah really tho.
#2-Graff and “street art”
how the fuck did hipsters all of a suddne become writers and shit.
I mean i personally done caught so many lil drakes slippin trynna get up but with no idea on who they are going over and who they are side busting and what hood they are in.
Lil fuckers, yall dont even know, yall will get shot in the wrong areas so don’t think it’s a trend to be a writer, it’s a lifestyle foo!
Mothafuckers are about that life and 99.9999999% of you hipsters aren’t , so stop ur highlighter colored tags and fake art before you catch beef or get caught slippin.
#1 NO RESPECT.
HIpsters have no respect. I am a very observant person and i have ears that can hear a pin drop.
All i hear from hipsters is shit talk and fronting talk.
Yall lil hipsters talk so much shit about peple who walk by yall for no reason and are so rude to other people.
This world is not all about the hipster drake life.
This world is here for everyone.
Stop with ur fake ass shit and grow up.
I see tall throwing trash on the streets and not giving a fuck about someones business like yall on some king shit.
Please believe you will be stomped out if i see shit like that now.
I really get high blood pressure when i see hipsters chill at a lil mom and pops bar shop food spot whatevers and disrespect.
Yall def are on some spoiled child shit.
So please hipsters just stop, and if you know u are heading towards that hipster fail life then slap yoself and quit it.
Also if you are confused take a foto and send it to email@example.com and i will let you know if you are a hipster or not hahahahanah just kidding.
ok well hope you guys are mad and sad and laughing and smiling.
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