Foreign Family

So before you scroll down and look at all the fotos,
take a lil breather and relax,
cause our fotos are all shot by us and they prolly aren’t good enough for some of you camera queens.
We B team photographers, we dont give a crap, as long as u get it.

more to come, keep posted

So if you were on our FACEBOOK page, you will know why this post is called backwoods story.

Don’t worry though I’m abouts to explain it right now.

On our Facebook page, we asked if yall prefer to roll with backwoods or swishers.

We got some good responses and private messages cause some people dont wanna let us know publicly.

It was basically swishers, but we have a story about backwoods, so now we are here.

Back in like 04 05 we linked up with Planet Asia on some random shit.

We chilled, blazed and fucked around just on some fun shit.

FF was just and idea that was really coming to life so we laced him up with our products and cross promoted each other.

Anyways, the homie can puFF. Im just saying tho.

Everytime we linked up he rolled fatties in backwoods.

Once day we wanted something to drink so we walked to the store by his spot.

We got our lil muchies ready and went to the counter.

He asked for a pack of backwoods.

I was like,

yo, why you getting back woods when we can just get 1 swisher.

he let me know backwoods smell better and it seems more natural then a swisher,

and why buy 1 when you prolly need a few for the day..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Also told me it rolls better and fatter.

So we went back to the spot and i was kinda blown away at how fat you can actually roll with a backwood, and you can save it and put it back in that

lil backwoods pouch, and the only thing u can smell is the flavor of the backwoods.

Thought it was kinda funny, just wanted to bring it up.

Anyways, haven’t talked to Asia in a min but if you reading this, hope you good.

Gold Chain

So on our Facebook today, we asked yall what we should go in on for a top 10 list, and someone brought up
top 10 list of stupid ass hipster trends.
I def think this is a good topic to go in on and make a top 10 list out of .
ok well, shouts to all the hipsters get ready to wipe them tears.
lil Drakes hahaha

FF’s top 10 list of stupid ass hipster trends.

#10- Beanie Fail. The fuck yall wearing thick ass beanies when it’s hotter than a mug outside. Don’t you want to keep cool?
Take that beanie off ur head when its like 90 degrees outside player.
#9- Mustache fail. It is not a good look to have ur mustache like a old school circus weight lifter. yall know what im talking about.
Stupid ass hipsters with ur curled ass lil mustachios. Man that shit ugly and dirty as fuck, cut that shit.
#8-Hipster hair. Don’t know why these hipsters think its cool to have a fucked up ass haircut they paid like $50 for.
Im saying tho, that shit is on some fucked up ass treep top looking cut thats been tea bagged by an almost mohawk.
Also looks like a wig.
Shits ugly, stop it stupid.
#7- Man hand bags. Please to all male hipsters, stop rocking yo wifey’s handbag. This is not a cool trend to follow. Yall gonna look back at fotos in a few years and be like, fuck…
I look stupid. I mean what the fuck yall got in them handbags anyways.
you got ur wallet…. and then what ur celly and cigs? some greens? i mean some of yall carry some mighty big handbags, im just wondering yall carry groceries?
lil Drakes.
#6-Peasant shoes. Stop rocking them peasant shoes that make you look like u on some rumplestillskin shit. Come on now… u trynna look poor but you know u copped for like over a bill.
#5-Craft beers. Man i know a grip of people who have been on this craft beer tip for a min, but all i see are lil stupid ass hipsters actin like some Coors or buldight are poison.
OMG you know i only drink craft beers? come on hipsters, stop it. you know yall can’t taste the difference actin like some taste testers at the bar.
Stupid.
#4-MOTOBIKES. you know half you hipsters are malnutritioned to even handle a bike over 50cc.
Now why the fuck does every hipster think they need a cafe racer when they can’t even kick start their own shit.
Stop the stupid trends and stop hopping on them. Your bikes look broke as hell, and im sure yall paid premium to cop a bike that looks old.
Drake shit again.

ok now its time for the top 3.
(horns and drums)

#3-Juicing. Another lil trend all the hipsters are on right now. yall stupid ass hipsters first need to start juicing because you want a healthier life and more nutirents in ur body.
It’s not about getting the most colorful pretty juicer money can buy. All i see are hipsters talking about juice and juice bars and what they drinking.
Truly some sad shit. “OMG what u guys wanna do this weekend?”
“hmmmm lets have like a juicing party!”
“YAY great idea Drake”
hahahah really tho.

#2-Graff and “street art”
how the fuck did hipsters all of a suddne become writers and shit.
I mean i personally done caught so many lil drakes slippin trynna get up but with no idea on who they are going over and who they are side busting and what hood they are in.
Lil fuckers, yall dont even know, yall will get shot in the wrong areas so don’t think it’s a trend to be a writer, it’s a lifestyle foo!
Mothafuckers are about that life and 99.9999999% of you hipsters aren’t , so stop ur highlighter colored tags and fake art before you catch beef or get caught slippin.

#1 NO RESPECT.
HIpsters have no respect. I am a very observant person and i have ears that can hear a pin drop.
All i hear from hipsters is shit talk and fronting talk.
Yall lil hipsters talk so much shit about peple who walk by yall for no reason and are so rude to other people.
This world is not all about the hipster drake life.
This world is here for everyone.
Stop with ur fake ass shit and grow up.
I see tall throwing trash on the streets and not giving a fuck about someones business like yall on some king shit.
Please believe you will be stomped out if i see shit like that now.

I really get high blood pressure when i see hipsters chill at a lil mom and pops bar shop food spot whatevers and disrespect.
Yall def are on some spoiled child shit.
So please hipsters just stop, and if you know u are heading towards that hipster fail life then slap yoself and quit it.
Also if you are confused take a foto and send it to info@foreignfamily.com and i will let you know if you are a hipster or not hahahahanah just kidding.

ok well hope you guys are mad and sad and laughing and smiling.
This is what the FF is blog is for.
All hate mail can go to
Goeatachorizo@noonecares.com

Happy bday to my puppy Binkster aka Binky.

He is 1 years old now and I am really happy for him and love him, cause im his papa.

Anyways, the weather in LA has been crazy. IT’s hot there’s fires n shit, animals are dead and peoples homes got fucked, and then came the rains.

If you live in LA yall know what im talking about. The weather has been thuggin on us hahahhaaha

So today ima talk about some stuff that should be talked about, and prolly do what i do when i go in on some things.

foto from iphone

It seems like everyone is in a rush.

Rushin while driving, rushing while market shopping, you know, just always in a rush.

Man, can i just say one thing?

Even if you rush, you know ur gonna still be late to do whatevz and it’s only really gonna cut like 3-5 mins off from being really late, so why even get into that situation.

If you’re gonna be late, then be late, no need to rush.Fuck it man, really.

Why rush. if you rush to do anything you put urself into a weird, bad mood.

And anything or anyone that gets “in your way” you get all mad n shit and start blaming other things and people around you for ur stupid ass shit.

This is why, i feel like majority of the people on the streets don;t stop to be nice or say hi or help some.

People always in a rush so therefore it equals to people not giving a fuck about anything or anyone except for themselves.

Of course , this is just my opinion you sucka! (Comment intened only for the people who read the sentence above and was like,” this fool is so stupid that’s not the reason”)

Anyways, stop rushing.

foto from iphone

“you feel anything biting….”

“no”

“stupid ass fish”

“Fuckit, spark it up then”

Hey what’s good everyone. 

Wish yall the best for the weekend. 

Stay safe and hydrated, and help people if they need help. 

Nothing to go off on today since its friggen hotness so i will leave yall with a new videos. 

Peace FFam

Here some jams that i be on right now

Hey what’s good everyone, hope everyone is coolin out from the heat.

LA is hot like mug today.

It’s gonna be even hotter tomorrow and then on the weekend it supposed to rain.

We can thank our gov. and Harp for fucking our weather up and the world up.

Thanks you lame ass gafs.

Ok, well here is something thats super cool.

I heard about this a lil bit ago and finally got to see it.

Im def going to go see it in person.

Shouts to Cryptik for doing the sick install and for always hooking me and my wifey up

Def appreciate

Peep this video and check out the site after.

CRYPTIKMOVEMENT

Hey what’s good everyone, hope everyone has been having a great week so far.

Not sure if yall are feeling the blog post these days, i know i am, but ima switch it up on yall with some new new.

that will happen once i make a nice purchase on a few things.

So please keep posted and stay tuned in with FF.

Ok, so today, ima talk about dog owners.

So not sure how many of you have dogs, but I have one.

I have noticed now that when walking my dog or while others on the street walking their dogs, i see some dogs bark at each other,

and i also see some dogs act all crazy for who knows what reason when they see other dogs or what not.

Dogs are dogs, get that shit set in your head people.

Majority of humans in this world cant really tell why a dog is barking at another dog, and can’t really

translate their body language or even know if they are mad or angry or what not.

I dont appreciate fucking dog owners getting mad at other dog owners when their dogs bark at other dogs and shit like that.

Maaan, so here is what im talking about.

(BACK STORY)

My dogs name is Binkster but we call him Binky.

I made up the name and it comes from a baby pacifier which some people call binky.

I named my dog binky cause i thought the name Binky was real cute. ok anyways thats besides the point.

So my dog is now about to be 1 years old in human years. He is still a lil  baby and acts and plays like one.

Still scared of windy days heeeheheheeh, you get the picture.

So he takes walks cause he likes doing that, and he see’s other dogs and wants to go meet them and play with them so he start barking and crying, but to some dog owners

who are dumb as donkey,

start given looks like he is crazy.

One day this lady had her lil dogs, u know those lil bitch accessory types.

(bitch, used not in the term to reference at females)

Anyways she the one who saw my dog barking and making crying sounds so she walked on over with her 2 lil stank ass dogs.

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Binky was all excited and wanted to just run up to them and say hi.

The lil toy dogs came over and right when they got too Binky they tried to bit his ass.

Luckily Binky got moves like his papa so he dipped out the way and then was in his “post” position just like i taught him.

The lady was trippin, that woman was like,

Watch ur dog, and go train him or something. My dogs never do that.

I was like whaaaat? you serious lady?

She said yeah, i told the lady in very calm but stern voice, to calm the hell down with her stank ass dogs and get the fuck out my face before we get it crackin.

She had no idea what i was saying cause she was just some foo ass gaf ass lady that prolly lives in her own crazy world.

ok so i also told her if her dogs every try to buck at my dog , ima have to just let Binky loose so he can bust his self defense.

See this is the type of dog owners that need to be yelled at or put in check cause they dogs act just like their bitchass owner.

Anyways so a few days go by and my boy Ivan aka SkullsNyc (got cop a hat)

came over with his wifey Sandra and their adorable dog Mina the 1 eyed Pittbull.

They where at the front door so i went to go open and bam, what do u know, the same stank ass 2 dogs were outside with their stank ass owner again.

Mina, Ivans dog was chill, cause she is well trained by Sandra not Ivan.

The Lady was like my dogs wanna say hi to ur dog will ur dog bite, we said hell no , Mina ain’t gonna bite anyone

unless they buck.

So she was like oh ok, like a dumbaass air head she is.

Right when the dogs got  close to Mina them to rat shit dogs tried to bite her>

Then Mina got into sefl defense mode and shower her teeth a lil bit and flexed.

That same stupidass lady was like OMG, control ur dog, same shit she busted on me.

We were like uhhhh. bitch u trippin cause 3 people saw everything and u still in denial.

Anyways she walked away while he talked shit to her hahaha.

please people, dont be like this woman, that blames other dog owners and dogs for her stupid ass lack of dog training skills.

If this type of shit ever happens to you, just remember to keep ur cool and put their asses in check.

Fucking lame ass emo ass peoples man.

For me, tho, it aint my fault  if someones dog gets fucked up by my dog cause their dog is crazy and tries to buck or attack.

U gotta let the animal kingdom type shit play out.

or just kick the shit outta their dog.

on a side note if a dog is coming at you, dont run.

Just time that shit and give them the boot right in the grill, trust me u can time it and it works better than running and getting bit.

I know first hand.

ok well be safe while walking ur dogs

Man, so yesterday i got my wisdom tooth pulled out at the dentist.

Of course yall already know i went to DR. Nosey on Wilshire and Normandie.

He def took care of my pain and my friggen whole head it seemed like at that time.

NOt sure if yall know but Manny Santiago the Skater has his missin tooth right,

yup, nosey done hooked that up for him as well.

Service yoself and go get a cleaning or a checkup cause im just sayin, but some of yall have some

Booboo breathe, just some hot ass heat n shit.

So hope everyone  has been having a great week so far.

We are def blessed to be chillin and alive and doing what we do.

The Heather collection should be out soon, but in the mean while peep some fotos.

The heather collection is pretty sick, cause its super simple and basic

and the contrasting colors from the body and the pocket are  koo.

Me personally im def feeling all of them, cause usually i dont really feel everything in our lines.

Just being real.

Ok so ima type like how i would be selling at a trade show sober on 5 hr power cause ,

that used to be my shit until i realized its crack.

Right here, you have this new  white, called heather white with a smooth ass heather concrete pocket.

Both pocket and body are tri heathers and the fabric of the shirt is soft and comf.

The Colors balance well with each other and you can def dress it up or down.

Shit, if it was up to me i would just buy a 12 pack in each size and cash out.

This shirt is another banger.

It’s a Reef blue heather shirt, with a  heather grey pocket.

The shirt is pretty sick cause you rarely see this type of color heather shirt,

and you know that lil bit of heather grey  makes it.

This next green heather is a classic green heather.

It def goes well with a lavender heather pocket.

Yuuuup bustin out the heathers yall prolly didnt know about.

Def a must.

All of the Tri heather shirts are super soft and the sizing is on point.

Hope yall like the info above.

and can’t wait to have the Online shop packed with more stuFF.