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So on our Facebook today, we asked yall what we should go in on for a top 10 list, and someone brought up
top 10 list of stupid ass hipster trends.
I def think this is a good topic to go in on and make a top 10 list out of .
ok well, shouts to all the hipsters get ready to wipe them tears.
lil Drakes hahaha
FF’s top 10 list of stupid ass hipster trends.
#10- Beanie Fail. The fuck yall wearing thick ass beanies when it’s hotter than a mug outside. Don’t you want to keep cool?
Take that beanie off ur head when its like 90 degrees outside player.
#9- Mustache fail. It is not a good look to have ur mustache like a old school circus weight lifter. yall know what im talking about.
Stupid ass hipsters with ur curled ass lil mustachios. Man that shit ugly and dirty as fuck, cut that shit.
#8-Hipster hair. Don’t know why these hipsters think its cool to have a fucked up ass haircut they paid like $50 for.
Im saying tho, that shit is on some fucked up ass treep top looking cut thats been tea bagged by an almost mohawk.
Also looks like a wig.
Shits ugly, stop it stupid.
#7- Man hand bags. Please to all male hipsters, stop rocking yo wifey’s handbag. This is not a cool trend to follow. Yall gonna look back at fotos in a few years and be like, fuck…
I look stupid. I mean what the fuck yall got in them handbags anyways.
you got ur wallet…. and then what ur celly and cigs? some greens? i mean some of yall carry some mighty big handbags, im just wondering yall carry groceries?
#6-Peasant shoes. Stop rocking them peasant shoes that make you look like u on some rumplestillskin shit. Come on now… u trynna look poor but you know u copped for like over a bill.
#5-Craft beers. Man i know a grip of people who have been on this craft beer tip for a min, but all i see are lil stupid ass hipsters actin like some Coors or buldight are poison.
OMG you know i only drink craft beers? come on hipsters, stop it. you know yall can’t taste the difference actin like some taste testers at the bar.
#4-MOTOBIKES. you know half you hipsters are malnutritioned to even handle a bike over 50cc.
Now why the fuck does every hipster think they need a cafe racer when they can’t even kick start their own shit.
Stop the stupid trends and stop hopping on them. Your bikes look broke as hell, and im sure yall paid premium to cop a bike that looks old.
Drake shit again.
ok now its time for the top 3.
(horns and drums)
#3-Juicing. Another lil trend all the hipsters are on right now. yall stupid ass hipsters first need to start juicing because you want a healthier life and more nutirents in ur body.
It’s not about getting the most colorful pretty juicer money can buy. All i see are hipsters talking about juice and juice bars and what they drinking.
Truly some sad shit. “OMG what u guys wanna do this weekend?”
“hmmmm lets have like a juicing party!”
“YAY great idea Drake”
hahahah really tho.
#2-Graff and “street art”
how the fuck did hipsters all of a suddne become writers and shit.
I mean i personally done caught so many lil drakes slippin trynna get up but with no idea on who they are going over and who they are side busting and what hood they are in.
Lil fuckers, yall dont even know, yall will get shot in the wrong areas so don’t think it’s a trend to be a writer, it’s a lifestyle foo!
Mothafuckers are about that life and 99.9999999% of you hipsters aren’t , so stop ur highlighter colored tags and fake art before you catch beef or get caught slippin.
#1 NO RESPECT.
HIpsters have no respect. I am a very observant person and i have ears that can hear a pin drop.
All i hear from hipsters is shit talk and fronting talk.
Yall lil hipsters talk so much shit about peple who walk by yall for no reason and are so rude to other people.
This world is not all about the hipster drake life.
This world is here for everyone.
Stop with ur fake ass shit and grow up.
I see tall throwing trash on the streets and not giving a fuck about someones business like yall on some king shit.
Please believe you will be stomped out if i see shit like that now.
I really get high blood pressure when i see hipsters chill at a lil mom and pops bar shop food spot whatevers and disrespect.
Yall def are on some spoiled child shit.
So please hipsters just stop, and if you know u are heading towards that hipster fail life then slap yoself and quit it.
Also if you are confused take a foto and send it to email@example.com and i will let you know if you are a hipster or not hahahahanah just kidding.
ok well hope you guys are mad and sad and laughing and smiling.
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Hey what’s good everyone, hope everyone has been having a great week so far.
Not sure if yall are feeling the blog post these days, i know i am, but ima switch it up on yall with some new new.
that will happen once i make a nice purchase on a few things.
So please keep posted and stay tuned in with FF.
Ok, so today, ima talk about dog owners.
So not sure how many of you have dogs, but I have one.
I have noticed now that when walking my dog or while others on the street walking their dogs, i see some dogs bark at each other,
and i also see some dogs act all crazy for who knows what reason when they see other dogs or what not.
Dogs are dogs, get that shit set in your head people.
Majority of humans in this world cant really tell why a dog is barking at another dog, and can’t really
translate their body language or even know if they are mad or angry or what not.
I dont appreciate fucking dog owners getting mad at other dog owners when their dogs bark at other dogs and shit like that.
Maaan, so here is what im talking about.
My dogs name is Binkster but we call him Binky.
I made up the name and it comes from a baby pacifier which some people call binky.
I named my dog binky cause i thought the name Binky was real cute. ok anyways thats besides the point.
So my dog is now about to be 1 years old in human years. He is still a lil baby and acts and plays like one.
Still scared of windy days heeeheheheeh, you get the picture.
So he takes walks cause he likes doing that, and he see’s other dogs and wants to go meet them and play with them so he start barking and crying, but to some dog owners
who are dumb as donkey,
start given looks like he is crazy.
One day this lady had her lil dogs, u know those lil bitch accessory types.
(bitch, used not in the term to reference at females)
Anyways she the one who saw my dog barking and making crying sounds so she walked on over with her 2 lil stank ass dogs.
Binky was all excited and wanted to just run up to them and say hi.
The lil toy dogs came over and right when they got too Binky they tried to bit his ass.
Luckily Binky got moves like his papa so he dipped out the way and then was in his “post” position just like i taught him.
The lady was trippin, that woman was like,
Watch ur dog, and go train him or something. My dogs never do that.
I was like whaaaat? you serious lady?
She said yeah, i told the lady in very calm but stern voice, to calm the hell down with her stank ass dogs and get the fuck out my face before we get it crackin.
She had no idea what i was saying cause she was just some foo ass gaf ass lady that prolly lives in her own crazy world.
ok so i also told her if her dogs every try to buck at my dog , ima have to just let Binky loose so he can bust his self defense.
See this is the type of dog owners that need to be yelled at or put in check cause they dogs act just like their bitchass owner.
Anyways so a few days go by and my boy Ivan aka SkullsNyc (got cop a hat)
came over with his wifey Sandra and their adorable dog Mina the 1 eyed Pittbull.
They where at the front door so i went to go open and bam, what do u know, the same stank ass 2 dogs were outside with their stank ass owner again.
Mina, Ivans dog was chill, cause she is well trained by Sandra not Ivan.
The Lady was like my dogs wanna say hi to ur dog will ur dog bite, we said hell no , Mina ain’t gonna bite anyone
unless they buck.
So she was like oh ok, like a dumbaass air head she is.
Right when the dogs got close to Mina them to rat shit dogs tried to bite her>
Then Mina got into sefl defense mode and shower her teeth a lil bit and flexed.
That same stupidass lady was like OMG, control ur dog, same shit she busted on me.
We were like uhhhh. bitch u trippin cause 3 people saw everything and u still in denial.
Anyways she walked away while he talked shit to her hahaha.
please people, dont be like this woman, that blames other dog owners and dogs for her stupid ass lack of dog training skills.
If this type of shit ever happens to you, just remember to keep ur cool and put their asses in check.
Fucking lame ass emo ass peoples man.
For me, tho, it aint my fault if someones dog gets fucked up by my dog cause their dog is crazy and tries to buck or attack.
U gotta let the animal kingdom type shit play out.
or just kick the shit outta their dog.
on a side note if a dog is coming at you, dont run.
Just time that shit and give them the boot right in the grill, trust me u can time it and it works better than running and getting bit.
I know first hand.
ok well be safe while walking ur dogs